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jaxx suicide

a sexy dorito 🥵🥵 a scemo babe, very emo boy
by aaronsimpsforpeople November 21, 2021
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candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending
by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022
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genetic suicide

Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.

Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.

The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.

These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.

So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"

"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
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suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal
Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!
by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014
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Suicide Director

A director of stories about suicide a little like Logan Paul.
kind man suicide director suicide director
by Apesayer May 2, 2018
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Suicide

Something you do after fighting with a boar and almost losing.
"Hey Jamie, how did that boar fight go?"
"Have you considered suicide you autistic fuck."
by Aks_l July 21, 2019
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Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)
"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"
by Extra wtf February 8, 2023
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