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Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving a skin splitting pump and great workout only for you to end up spending most of your training time on the toilet, in gastrointestinal distress. Resulting in diarrhea, with anus ripping, chainsaw farts, followed by essentially urinating out of your ass.
I was mid rep, on my PR, when I had to scratch the weights, rush to the locker room and take a huge gym slam.
by NB11B April 26, 2021
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Slippery slam

The process of filling a tube sock with a collection of semen and quarters then proceeding to beat the neighborhood knaves with it.
Guys you know that kid who was being a pain in the cunt the other day. Let's slippery slam him and teach him to leave us alone.
by Angel O' Death69 April 30, 2013
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Slamming

Arnold: Did you go to that party last night, George?!
George: Yeah! It was slamming!
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022
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Maui Slam

When you catch an Ono, smack an Axis deer with a bow, and stab some split tail all in 24 hours.
My boy Money finally got a Maui slam yesterday. He caught an Ono in the morning, smacked an Axis deer in the afternoon, and wrapped it up with some split tail that night. What a lucky bastard.
by Buster South Africa August 22, 2022
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Clam Slam

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clam Slam is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clam Slam! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
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All-American slam

When a fat ass belly flops on a bitch with an American flag hanging out of her vagina screaming while falling "ALL AMERICAN SLAM" and when he ejaculates bacon grease comes out of the dick hole
by Cracker Jack fuck March 19, 2017
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slam some stew

When you want to engage in the act of anal sex, but want to be able to play it off as auto correct.
“Hey do you wanna slam some stew tomorrow morning?”

“Wait, is that a gay sex analogy?”

“Nah dude. I was asking if you wanted to workout.”
by Knuckle dragging D-Dawg December 6, 2017
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