Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

sights-to-sausage ratio

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.

The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!

by SaltyDog420 November 14, 2017

double barreled sausage

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina

Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.

by SonOfGustaf November 26, 2017

furry moose sausage

A unshaven dick

I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!

by Bitch_im_wet March 4, 2018

german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

Seafood and sausage gumbo

A southern term for a hot tub sex party. The amount of people can be from two to however many fit in the tub. The seafood reference is clams which resemble vaginas, and the sausage reference doesn’t really need an explanation.

Mary Beth invited me to a seafood and sausage gumbo at her house because she wanted to break in her hot tub right.

by MacPherson McFly January 16, 2021