The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022

Shower Rip

When you are in the shower and stick only your head outside the curtain to smoke marijuana mid shower.

“Man, can you hold and light the bong for me so i can take a shower rip? my hands are wet.”

by sweetea marie July 3, 2021

Rip—

Just a response, especially to an awkward or unrelated statement.

Bob: I have like a really long strand of hair Ms it won’t come out
Joe: Rip— That was so random.

by NoFriendsZenu April 2, 2023

Ripped dick

Going in raw while she is dry and while pulling out it causes a tearing feeling on your dick.

"Why is he walking around like that?."
"I heard he got ripped dick."

by BadBunny420 August 22, 2018

rip off bruce lee

its when mixed Asains who have american names act tough to impress a girl or their homies but they look like a dollar store version of bruce lee

my friend started cursing me out in chinese and american so I had to expose his rip off bruce lee lookin ass

by 我会踢你的屁股 February 2, 2020

ripped

to tear apart

Sh!t, I ripped my pants

by no-name September 8, 2003

RIP that pussy

when someone has a big dick so a girl says "rip that pussy"

Girl: "omg my bf is like 9 inches"
Her friend: "rip that pussy"

by bigfatjuicytoe November 29, 2021