queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it

i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face

by the_liger_way May 2, 2019

Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.

"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"

by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016

Queef

In basic terms.... a vagina fart

A: eww did someone queef
B: maybe or maybe I farted

by Lolzorthedino August 21, 2015

Whipped queef

Projectile queefing, aerosol whipped topping into your partners face.

Then I whipped queefed all over his face.

by Wooly1818 February 20, 2017

Queef

The body’s dump valve (bov) where excess compressed air is released after turbo charged sex. It makes a sound that makes passers by roll their eyes.

Him: Did you just queef?

Her: um, I’d prefer you refer to it as my dump valve thanks!

by MissyMcD July 12, 2020

Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.

Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.

by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020

Arbys queef

When a woman has some extra meat curtains like an arbys roast beef sandwich and you've just got done packing her vag full of air her meat curtains flap when she queefs.

Just railed my old lady her meat curtains were flapping in the wind god damn looking like an arbys roast beef sandwich fuckin arbys queef

by We've got the meat November 9, 2021