Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

queefed out

To avoid responsibilies by coma or other unconscious states

Rick Grimes queefed out of the first few weeks of the apocalypse.

by Dembeans May 22, 2016

Queef

The expellation of air out of your vag

eww sarah did u just queef

by big deep dick April 24, 2021

Queef

A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.

Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.

by Kerolf June 14, 2018

roundabout queef

When you fart so forcefully and viscously that the air moves your pussy lips.

I KNOW I heard a roundabout queef I smell it too! Who did itd

by HolleauxKnight February 11, 2025

Queefing out of your ass

Saying something that is completely bullshit and has no basis for the claims.

Bro stop queefing out of your ass that makes no sense

by Iem apedo November 23, 2023

Queef

Have to queef for twenty dollars.

Have to queef for twenty dollars.

by anonymous May 18, 2022