Skip to main content

keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.
Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.
by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019
mugGet the keep the queef mug.

Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.
I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!
by Poudussy September 22, 2021
mugGet the Queef of the ass mug.

the big queef

A large man who knows these streets
Who left the grill on? Sounds like something the big queef would do!
by Hbdeclan May 23, 2016
mugGet the the big queef mug.

queef

when a woman farts but does it from her vagina
ugh I'm gonna queef
by giggityglenqmire March 26, 2023
mugGet the queef mug.

Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
mugGet the Shell-Queef mug.

Queef-Bate

An insult, calling someone a homosexual, feminine, or a pre-mature Queef.
Hey man, the way that guy is looking at me is completely Queef-Bate.
by ChipOfTheMunks August 15, 2009
mugGet the Queef-Bate mug.

Postpartum Queef

(VERB) - the centric force of the baby being pushed out of the vagina leads to air leaking into the womb and out leads a toot.
That Postpartum Queef almost threw me away
by PlanetaryLover December 5, 2023
mugGet the Postpartum Queef mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email