Pumpelly

Gay man mascaraing as a happily married man.

That guy's such a pumpelly, I bet his wife doesn't even realize he's gay.

by Geoffry Allen January 7, 2009

Pump Station

The kill zone on a deer or other game animal, but primarily referring to the heart (since it is a pump.)

"Would you look at that majestic protein packed beast!" exclaimed an excited Ted Nugent in a barely controlled whisper. "I am about to slide a broad point right through his pump station! Watch closely boys and girls!" Whoooooosh!!!!

by Motorcity Madman February 4, 2010

pumping the shark

Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.

Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.

"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.

"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.

by scodder June 3, 2010

pump chaser

guy or girl that goes to a gym lifts light ass weight until they get a pump. They proceed to take gym selfies, then leave acting like they lift.

Gym bro: Man wtf is this kid doing?
Other gym bro: Don't worry man his a pump chaser he will gone in 10 mins.

by Theunipooper January 6, 2017

piÑata pumper

when your fucking a girl in her vagina and right when she is about to have an orgasm you stick candy in vagina and u push it in with your dick!!!!

bambam..." dude i gave my gf the piÑata pumper and she loved it!!!"

connor..." i still like the squealing racoon better..."

bambam..." fuck off connor so fucking nasty..."

by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009

Turd Pump

Pretty self explanatory.

Asshole. Plain and simple.

Why don't you shut your blowhole, Turd Pump, before I decide to break my foot off in your ass??

by BigWyo October 13, 2009

Double pumped

Means to send 2 text messages one after another with no reply.

I double pumped a text to him and still no reply.....think I'm getting the faze out

by Sammanator November 4, 2015