A “rusty peanut” is crude internet-era slang for a small, shriveled, discolored testicle—usually the result of extreme neglect, poor hygiene, old age, or some unfortunate medical/sexual mishap. The “rusty” part comes from the imagined orange-brown flakes of smegma, dried blood, or general filth that build up when someone hasn’t washed properly in weeks (or longer). “Peanut” emphasizes that it’s tiny, wrinkled, and pathetic-looking.
“After three months backpacking with no shower, dude pulled down his pants and revealed a pair of rusty peanuts so grimy they looked like they’d been marinated in ball-sweat and regret.”
by TullyisTully December 4, 2025
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I eat him for breakfast every day
He is very tasty
I put him on my resume
He can be chunky
Or sometimes very smooth
He smells a little funky
Soothe
What is he
What does he mean
He’s a little sussy
He is a concept and not to be seen
He is very moldy
9:25 pm
He once told me the world is an m&m
In 2094
There will be a toothpaste war
And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom
Meow
Card
Meow
He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda
Cardboard mushroom
Meow
Meow
Meow
Peanut butter Jeffery
I finally figured out who he is
He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick
Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz
Together they fight evillers with big potatoes
And together they try to get their big potatoes
Yeah
Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily
‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling
Falalalala lala la la
A flat tire I am pumping
Falalalala lala la la
Land ahoy mateys
For the great cardboard mushroom is here
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow says the cat and woof says the dog
Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log
Peanut butter solitude
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I eat him for breakfast every day
He is very tasty
I put him on my resume
He can be chunky
Or sometimes very smooth
He smells a little funky
Soothe
What is he
What does he mean
He’s a little sussy
He is a concept and not to be seen
He is very moldy
9:25 pm
He once told me the world is an m&m
In 2094
There will be a toothpaste war
And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom
Meow
Card
Meow
He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda
Cardboard mushroom
Meow
Meow
Meow
Peanut butter Jeffery
I finally figured out who he is
He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick
Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz
Together they fight evillers with big potatoes
And together they try to get their big potatoes
Yeah
Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily
‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling
Falalalala lala la la
A flat tire I am pumping
Falalalala lala la la
Land ahoy mateys
For the great cardboard mushroom is here
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow says the cat and woof says the dog
Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log
Peanut butter solitude
Copyright January 2024 - Jerfry Cool
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