poop on a stick 

A tasty treat for all the girls and boys!

I'm kinda hungry, anyone want poop on a stick?

poop on a stick by Topher the great October 21, 2007

Poop of No Return 

When you're close enough to your destination that it doesn't make sense to stop and poop, but far enough from home that you wouldn't have been able to go before you left.

Bill passed the rest stop and tightened his grip on the steering wheel. It was going to be close, since he was 15 minutes from his grandma's house, but he had passed the Poop of No Return.

Poop of No Return by milkacows_mom April 8, 2010

Poop Sprinkles

When you take a bath and you wash your asshole, and you find a little piece of shit stuck to the hair of your asshole, and you take it out and let it linger in the bath whilst bathing yourself.

"Oh, yeah, Monica like last night when I took a bath, I found poop sprinkles floating around my asshole."

Poop Sprinkles by littlepoopsprinklez June 24, 2014

Poop on a spoon

it is poop on a spoon noting else.

its poop on a spoon

Poop on a spoon by poop on a spoopn July 27, 2016

Poop Dupe 

When the girl sneakingly puts his dick in her asshole thinking that he's fucking her pussy

After we were done with the porn she told me that she performed a poop dupe on you.

Poop Dupe by HandleBarJones July 28, 2017

poop dagger 

a. Gay buttsex.
b. A dagger made out of excrement.
c. Slang for a gay man's penis.

"Ahhh, Gary! Your poop dagger is tearing my anus!"

poop dagger by Blow Queen January 31, 2003

Poop factory on Wheels

1. A mobile factory that manufactures excrement.

2. A mentally capable physcially handicapped person who craps his pants and scratches his crap covered ass. He would then proceed to wipe his hands on many of his possessions(i.e. a ruler, his school desk, his school box). Said person is usually in between 4th-6th grade.

Boy Student 1: J.R. reeks today! I hate pushing him around in his wheel chair.
Boy Student 2: What do you expect? He is a poop factory on wheels.
Both Students: hahahaha
Girl Student: You two are so mean!
Boy Student 1: Shut up slut!

Poop factory on Wheels by Kyle Orman August 4, 2004