A
long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not
even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the
one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to
go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking
chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.
Person 1: ok I'll
suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square
one, needing to get over him all over again