It is forbidden to dog

A poorly translated "No dogs allowed"

Person #1: Hey, can I take my dog the store?
Person #2: It is forbidden to dog

by Dog Forbidder December 1, 2021

Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom

Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.

by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011

dime dog

Dime dog is a male sex worker or prostitute

I hope I’m not a Dime dog in the future

by Love your mom gay lol November 18, 2019

Dog Pies

Dog Pies are dog feces piles of poop, usually in the lawn of someone who owns a dog.

"Ew dude, did your dog have Dog Pies on the ground?"
"Yes!"

by CarterSmith September 12, 2023

Dog Beatin’

Another name for male masturbation. Jerking off. Wanking. Beating off. Stroking. Rubbing one out.

My roomie is in his room dog beatin’.

I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.

I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.

It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

ginger the dog

The most amazing dog that is very pretty, and sweet. She can be rough at some times, but very very snuggley at others. If you really get to know her she will love you forever.

Ginger the dog fell asleep on my arm.

by A rake May 5, 2018

dog surgery

a term used to describe the most rancid and unpleasant things to exist. typically refers to smells but is aplicable to other things too.

i just know that nasty ass sandwich smelled like dog surgery 💀💀💀

by dermapetra July 18, 2022