smell like old

To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.

Dude. You been hangin' out with gramma? You smell like old.

by whoopi July 23, 2006

Good old daze

Term used when referring to past highs and fun concerning weed in one way or the other.

Stoner 1: - Dude, remember that vanilla kush I had?
Stoner 2: - Aw that was the shit! Got so baked..Those were the good old daze bruh

by EtienneKing January 1, 2012

old milk twisties

An even better name for nipples.

Hey Brad! I’m gonna touch your old milk twisties, so you better watch out!

by 5exyg1raff3 March 30, 2019

Old ass knees

Whenever Jaylen Shippen walks or shows his knees

Damm jayship old ass knees dickhead

by Dombih March 15, 2019

tired old queen

a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature

*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~

by asockworkorange May 27, 2018

Old Fashioned Christmas

When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.

Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

old man's cane

A long length of feces that is curved at one end.

Take a look at that old man's cane in stall number 3, Luigi.

by sweetbill May 5, 2008