very old grapes

Just some old grapes

1 Hey Steve those are very old grapes you have.

2 I know I'm getting rid of them.

by very old grapes December 27, 2020

old milk twisties

An even better name for nipples.

Hey Brad! I’m gonna touch your old milk twisties, so you better watch out!

by 5exyg1raff3 March 30, 2019

Old Fashioned Christmas

When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.

Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

tired old queen

a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature

*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~

by asockworkorange May 27, 2018

Old ass knees

Whenever Jaylen Shippen walks or shows his knees

Damm jayship old ass knees dickhead

by Dombih March 15, 2019

Under The Old Law

Old Heads That Paved The Way, 138 Act

Yall new LandLords but I’m Under The Old Law

by Uncle Larel January 22, 2023

old man's cane

A long length of feces that is curved at one end.

Take a look at that old man's cane in stall number 3, Luigi.

by sweetbill May 5, 2008