Blazy Eyes

When a person is really stoned and has the bloodshot eyes.

Dude, Mike's got the red eyes,

Bro, you mean blazy eyes?

by Yoobroo September 21, 2016

Spaff eye

1) To ejaculate in someone's eyes

2) Struggling to open your eyes having just had them cum on or in.

"Simon. Please give me Spaff Eye" said Kat.

by slg69 November 6, 2019

addie eyes

When someone abuses Adderall (addies), you get distorted vision, and light sensitivity, due to your gigantic pupils. Saying you have addie eyes is saying your eyes are fucked up due to adderall.

person 1: "Dude you okay? You're squinting a lot and stuff."
person 2: "Yeah I'm good I just have addie eyes. My pupils are so big the light burns."
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by midnightrise May 3, 2016

Boobly-Eyes

When a sexy woman wears a set of googly-eyes as pasties, and then while you are having sex, the eyes swirl like tassels and her laughter causes her pelvic floor muscles to contract giving you an amazing orgasm.

I was able to hold out until she slapped the boobly-eyes on and I laughed and growled and screamed her name all at the same time.

by kinkybabysteps March 29, 2022

Muteness of the Eyes

Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.

Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.

by LiuIsAlwaysRight April 26, 2021

covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.

If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

eye-looky

When the eyes of two people, of the opposite sex, meet and linger on each other for a period of time. Only implying a certain amount of attraction. Eventually your eyes will drift apart but only to be caught gazing at each other only moments later. Some eye-looky sessions only last minuets or even seconds, but in other cases, eye-looky could go on for hours. Either way, the eye-looky attraction happened, and you know it, because the feeling is indescribable.

girl: "hey, did you see my boy and i playing eye-looky in the hall today?"
girl's best friend: "duh. how could i have missed it, you two were going at it for like 5 minuets."

by CalleyGerard December 31, 2008