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Noodling

Uncontrollable arm and leg
Movement caused by excessive fentanyl use coupled with methamphetamine and lack of sleep. Noodling generally occurs on day 4.
He is outside on the sidewalk doing the noodle dance. He has been noodling all day
by Lostboy1Lostgirl October 12, 2021
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noodling

V. When a dog licks its own peens
Bro 1: Buddy keeps noodling.

Bro 2. You would noodle too if you could
by the non urban gentleman November 9, 2019
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Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.
Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.
by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024
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Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.
Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.
by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025
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Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.
"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."
by AubreyJams October 19, 2017
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Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.
Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.
by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020
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foodle your noodle

Verb: The act of fapping in a particularly creepy manner.
Herbert the pervert: Cone over here little boy. Let me foodle your noodle.
by ViSiX May 19, 2014
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