Morning Mouf

When one of your furry friends wakes you up right before your alarm and ties you down to pluck your body hair and make a salad with it.

Yo bro whatch it Timmy's planning a morning mouf on you.

by XafklegendX April 18, 2024

Mooping

Is a what you get when you combine masturbating and pooping

Josh: ‘Dan has been taking forever in the bathroom’
Greg: ‘He better not be in there doing that Mooping shit again!!’

by wesleybyrd666777 May 28, 2024

Morning Kyle

Gen Z equivalent of a morning cup of coffee and a cigarette, but instead hitting a disposable vape and drinking a Ghost energy drink

"Woke up tired and cranky so I had to get in a Morning Kyle before court"

by ckaz June 28, 2024

Mopping

Hasse is mopping to excellence and king of mopping

Mopping and cleaning to perfection

by Deck crew November 21, 2024

Mopping king

Person (Hasse) who is known for mopping to excellence

Little better at mopping than others is called mopping king

by Deck crew November 21, 2024

morning buhn

Smoking weed in the morning at the spot (specifically before first period) with your friends

Crys and Al met at the morning buhn spot before school

by 21cheapbeanz December 1, 2024

morging

when you piss on your self and use it as lube

i was morging last night

by anonymous December 29, 2024