Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.

“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”

by Sossburger January 28, 2020

Rice monster

The word commonly refers to asians and is meant as a substitute for “nigger”

Damn John park, you a rice monster

by Datnigga1243 October 20, 2019

Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.

He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

by dddd1111 June 14, 2011

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021

muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.

"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"

by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005

Sweat Monsters

An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts

Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"

Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"

by SBtheGhost April 29, 2011

hygiene monster

A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack

Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster

by Sir Leker January 29, 2015