Sext Message

A text message recieved during the act of turning your phone on vibrate and placing it between your legs while driving.

OMG, I just got a sext message from Nic!! and it was gooood. Hot damn I'm horny

by Pseudomania September 26, 2008

Hot Mess

Anyone who has danced at the Connection in WV and probably should not have.

Robin was a hot mess last night at the connection

by Silver Alert February 24, 2009

the mess express

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003

text messex

Having sex via text message, similar to phone sex or cybering.

We're not allowed to talk on the phone, so we have text messex.

by Pope Chris XIX January 8, 2009

the mess

aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.

"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"

by Rob May 16, 2004

Frizz Ball Mess

A head of hair that is unmanageable

A frizzy cluster of messy hair.

A disaster of a hair'do.

Dry, unkept, brittle hair.

frizzymessyball

'nooo, don't take a picture of me with my hair looking like a frizz ball mess'!

'that girl's hair is one big frizz ball mess'

by Lucy Ricardo October 17, 2008

Sending Mixed Messages

DEFINITION: When you aren't paying attention and accidentally text a sexually suggestive message (sext) to the wrong person on your blackberry!

APPLICATION: John was called into his boss's office this afternoon for a warning because of sending mixed messages to the mailroom department.

by don samson December 3, 2009