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Roberts' Law

The law that states that even if you don't do anything to a computer, it will still mysteriously find a way to mess up.
My computer stopped working, I haven't even messed with anything on it. I'm thinking Roberts' Law took effect.
by MagicPotato January 17, 2017
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Sister-in-law

The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.
Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020
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Hawthorne's Law

If one can, then one must.
"Yeah she's total chaos. She follows Hawthorne's Law; if she realizes she can do something, she has to do it."
by Anonimius May 26, 2023
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sister law

started by kaylnn koury in 1800 B.C, sister law is the one law that is literally unbreakable. this is absolutely the most supreme law group and she might even let you join next...
y/n: can i be in sister law
kalynn: no
by sinjindrowning February 15, 2021
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stepgrandparent-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandparent.
My stepgrandparent-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Law gender

A sexual identity that allows people the ability to ignore all laws and rules with no consequences
Cop: you’re under arrest for murder!
Me: actually I’m law gender so it’s ok!
Cop: oh my apologies, you’re free to go!
by Yupinmywhitetee November 2, 2020
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Color of Law

1. Colorful Acting in a Legal Setting; Law officers or Bar* attorneys to use their favorite Statutes, Rules, or Procedures, usually for personal gain or to hide wrongdoing; Under the Color of Law, there is no 'black and white'; the colors of laws can be mixed in many ways to convince an average American that they were breaking the law in some way.

2. A Legal Fiction; Once intimidated or threatened under Color of Law, most american's will believe what they are told.

Once acknowledged as truth, it is then a fiction that you enable to be used as legal truth against you. That is, Until you WAKE UP, Open YOUR Eyes, and Know the difference between Right, Lawful, Wrong, Unlawful, Laws, Rules and Statutes. This color of law, can and will deprive People of basic human rights if it is allowed to do so.

3. Sorcery Law Theory; Force-field that protects certain law enforcement and Judicial officers; An invisible rainbow above certain officers, that guides them in sorcery to make it appear you are a criminal, when you were in fact, minding your own business. The colorful rainbow of deceit, wraps them, giving them the power to raise themselves above the Color of Law, so that Laws of Nature do not apply to them.
*BAR - British Law Club that specializes in training people to twist words under Color of Law, and make any legal fiction sound like Truth
3. Sorcery Law; The District attorney stated that "Any jury would agree that this court clerk behaved within the color of law. Anyone in the same situation would have shot the unarmed man in the back. It was a clear example of self defense." So no charges were pressed against the shooter.
by Ruth S Standing August 22, 2020
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