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Bedlam Johnny

A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
A man used to wheesper dirty bj ( bedlamjohnny) if he wanted to impress a daughters father before asking her hand in marriage. A bedlam johnny
by FW NIBBAWATTS January 15, 2023
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Johnny

A guy you do not want to mess with, if you have a boyfriend & try show off to him that your taken, he won’t give a shit, & your just not valuable to him, he chooses to grind & find the right woman in his life
Johnny is Ultimate Anti-Simp & Media Famous by making content that made him blowup the world. He strives to live for Lord Jesus Christ
by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023
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Swamp johnny

Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!
by jaime207 February 21, 2021
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Johnny Nashville

When you leave a Urinal Brownie in the bathroom on the third floor of the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, TN.
The only stall was occupied during our tour so I pulled a Johnny Nashville and rolled out.
by CowboyJohnnyH November 6, 2025
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Johnny Depo

A person that goes bananas for not getting over time hours to pay for addictions .
Johnny Depo is getting mad at the little cholo
by 4realsny November 15, 2018
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Johnny Depped

Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.
I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.
by Nihilistic May 18, 2023
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johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn
"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"
by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017
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