Beer Jew

Someone who goes around looking for the cheapest beer no matter how shitty it taste. They generally brag about how they found a place that sells beers on tap for 75 cents in some hick town with a population of 9.

They refuse to share beers usually stating, "Im dont wanna sick dude!" An also dont wanna even set foot in a bar until happy hour.

They also get frustrated when you or a homie buys a nice type of beer or god forbid, a cocktail.

Example 1

Brando: "Yeah can I get a newcastle please"

Oscar: "DUDE! Dont get that. get a highlife. thier on happy hour an its a buck! cant beat that!"

Example 2

Garrett: "Hey man, last night I was at this place that sells microbrews on tap, ok, MICROBREWS! 55 CENTS! I go sooo drunk an my bill was like 11 bucks. HAHAHAAHA"

Phil: "Dont be such a beer jew, that shit was probably just water with rubbing alcohol."

by llegoz October 16, 2009

jew sack

a large bag filled with jews that are partying, getting drunk, making out, and banging
(credits to jarvis)

ashley drank beer and got banged while she was in a jew sack.

by RhinoMeg June 26, 2008

Jew-Curls

when a jew has two locks of hair on either side of thier head that are uber curly

Bob From Accounting: Damn did you see Fred From The Mailroom?
Richard from Customer Service: Yeah he had some huge assed jew-curls.

by Shankman24 November 08, 2008

jew-ish

someone that is not a full blooded jew but only partly jewish

"im not a real jew, i'm only jew-ish."

by hncjo09 February 05, 2009

jew bag

An insulting name to call someone of jewish religion.

"K, your such a fucking JEW BAG!!

by Tim Shady May 16, 2005

jew canoe

Its when you buy an un expensive car, i.e any toyota or hundai, and the upgrades cost more than the car itself.

''Hey did you see that jew canoe?''
''Yeah, those upgrades make that car look awesome.''

by chubchub13 April 24, 2010

1933 Jewed

The act of being "burned, roasted, gassed, and flamed" referring to the Holocaust.

Dang Timmy you just got 1933 Jewed by Eugene over there!

by EugeneAK47 June 13, 2017