jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner

its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!

by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024

Canadian Jerk

when you beat your meat in a public setting

“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”

by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022

sneaky jerk

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home

oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls

by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019

Jerking

1-Something to do with New York. Slang.

2-To grip big, juicy, thick meatcock, and pull it up and down, up and down. Pumping, and pumping, and pumping it like gas. Throbbing hard penis will stay hard for days. Jerking,
and jerking, and jerking, jerking and jerking. You can even suck if you want to. Slurping, gargling, choking, sucking, licking, and don’t even get me started on CBT.

3-To grip the shaft of the penis whilst moving your hand, or tool for masturbation, up and down, up and down. Up. And. Down.
Usually until ejakulation or until the end of foreplay.

“Hey bro”
“Hey man”
“Wyd?”
“Jerking and gerking some guy off for 4 bucks”
“You gay asl”
“Shut up you said you’d push my 🅿️ yesterday you gay”
“Shi you right, and I still would.”
“Bet”

by Nameful February 23, 2022

Clean and jerk

Self-pleasuring in the shower.

-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.

by tch0rtle August 11, 2021

Jerk

One who attempts to sell a car when no car is really available for sale.

Why are you wasting my time, jerk?

by Crinkles4 January 10, 2019