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Josephine

The sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone should bow down to her sassiness. She speaks the truth that every peasant is too afraid to say. Those who are friends with Josephine are the coolest because they're awesome enough to be friends with the sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone else is a peasant.
Bitch 1: OMG Josephine is SO MEAN.
Bitch 2: OMG I KNOW.
Awesome friend of Josephine: She is the SASSIEST SASS QUEEN TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH. Get it RIGHT.
by lalalalala1234 May 19, 2014
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Josephine

The most amazing girl in the world.
Not only amazing, but: beautiful, hot, sexy, funny, cool, fun to hang out with, trust worthy, a complete turn on, and just so love-able

Without her the world would a place not worth living.

She will love you forever no matter what.
(Boy): !!! there goes Josephine!
(Boy2): Oh my god! she is soo hot!!
(Boy): i just wanna eat her up!
(Boy3): .....
(Boy2): umm.. Boy 3?
(Boy3): ...What?
(Boy2): are u masturbating under the table?
(Boy3): god damn it...
by ~Zucchini~ December 3, 2010
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The Josephine Teo

Having sex in tight confined spaces for the sole purpose of procreation to populate a country, to preclude the need to find housing for planned marriage.

Real life Minister of state Josephine Teo was quoted in the news of Singapore telling young couples to put off getting housing as she does not see the lack of privacy and personal space as a hindrance to having sex.
As the birth rate declined, young fertile men and women were urged to do The Josephine Teo, and delay plans for acquiring housing until after their children are born.
by theminoritydude October 11, 2016
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joseppe crackoski

joseppe crackoski is a term used by cocaine users when visiting their local dealer, or when doing the drug.
Parent: Yo where are you going
Kid: Im going to Joseppe Crackoski's house.
Parent: What ni
by Dr. Emiele vaxximama April 2, 2019
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Josephi Krakowski

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape
by Josephi Krakowski v2 October 13, 2018
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Josep

The most sexiest person in the world. Getting Josep as a boyfriend is harder than winning the lottery. If you get Josep you are really lucky.
Josep is really cool.
by Boby Wasabi April 5, 2018
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Josephine

She is hot sexy and alway cute she normally has brown curly and wavy hair and has a bubbly fun personality whoever gets her as a friend is lucky
#hot #sexy #jojo #josephine
by Luckygirlxxx February 25, 2017
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