Johnson

It’s a damn haircut

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it

by Hdhsushebjeidid February 5, 2022

Garrison Johnson

Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians

"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"

by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022

Bloomskie Johnsons

Diarrhea induced by eating foods an individual knows will give him/her diarrhea.

I ate some cheese and now I have the Bloomskie Johnsons

by Doosh_Nozzle June 12, 2022

oj bobby johnson

To pull an Oj Bobby Johnson off one must pull out right before the thot is about to climax, to attend to real Oj shit.

Woman: Oh I'm almost there
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.

by Technine311 April 15, 2014

Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.

Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?

by You ugly as fuck May 4, 2018

Sophia Elizabeth Johnson

Sophia Elizabeth Johnson is a BAD BITCH name only goddesses have this name. Best people to be around and an amazing friend

Look! It’s Sophia Elizabeth Johnson being a queen

by bigdicksucker June 29, 2020

Chad Johnson

A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.

That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.

by FakeJSchlatt June 9, 2020