Jerk off

The act of eating beef jerkey

Jerk off the act of eating beef jerkey
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?

by Big Daddy Eater March 4, 2022

jerk chicken

he lives in the house with uzi vert and carti

fuckin jerk chicken bruh always at uzis house

by ilovestrappnasti April 18, 2025

beef jerking

jerking off/guy masturbating

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018

indianapolis circle jerk

Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.

Hey Todd are you gonna go to FDIC and see the new Squad 1?
You mean the Indianapolis Circle Jerk?

by Rogue_medic May 29, 2018

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

Robot Soda Jerk

A robot who works at a soda fountain.

Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"

by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020

Endless Jerk

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight

Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.

by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024