Barney's Law

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.

Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'

by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022

Karmazov's Law

The inverse relationship of the real state of an interpersonal relationship proportional to the projected state of said relationship on social media; named after redditor j_karmazov who studied the phenomena.

A: "I feel so sorry for Brad; he's been so miserable after marrying Stacy."
B: "I know, right. But they seem so happy in all of her Instagram photos?"
A: "That's just for appearances, I guess. Karmazov's Law, and all that."

by ImaginaryGabe January 7, 2021

Lauren's Law

Any time you have a day where you can sleep in, it will be ruined by some "plan" the following day that you had no clue about.

Mom: Huh, why are you so tired??

Me: Well, Lauren's Law came into play and for some reason I had a driving lesson that made me unable to sleep in. So now I'm exhausted.

by Fraccy February 20, 2021

Law gender

A sexual identity that allows people the ability to ignore all laws and rules with no consequences

Cop: you’re under arrest for murder!
Me: actually I’m law gender so it’s ok!
Cop: oh my apologies, you’re free to go!

by Yupinmywhitetee November 2, 2020

Hawthorne's Law

If one can, then one must.

"Yeah she's total chaos. She follows Hawthorne's Law; if she realizes she can do something, she has to do it."

by Anonimius May 26, 2023

sister law

started by kaylnn koury in 1800 B.C, sister law is the one law that is literally unbreakable. this is absolutely the most supreme law group and she might even let you join next...

y/n: can i be in sister law
kalynn: no

by sinjindrowning February 15, 2021

stepgrandparent-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandparent.

My stepgrandparent-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021