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Henson's Law

Proposed by James L. Sutter on Twitter: "Even the best CGI will look crude in 10 years, but awesome puppets will always look like awesome puppets."
I call Henson's Law on that whole Baby Yoda craze... he's only popular because he's a puppet. If he was CGI, he'd be unsettling, and nobody would give a shit.
by HotSauceBear May 23, 2021
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Oddity's Law

If one or more specific instances of a class of items or persons have a negative quality, all items or persons of that class must be considered to have that same negative quality.
1) There are some bad salespeople; therefore, all salespeople are bad.

2) I once owned a Honda that broke down; therefore, all Hondas are junk.

3) A black person once stole from me; therefore, all black people are thieves.

4) Throwing out the baby with the bath water.
by ArsNorrick November 13, 2003
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Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.
Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”
by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023
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Hoarders Law

The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.
David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
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Hawthorne's Law

If one can, then one must.
"Yeah she's total chaos. She follows Hawthorne's Law; if she realizes she can do something, she has to do it."
by Anonimius May 26, 2023
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Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."
by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023
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Aunother-in-Law

Aunother-in-Law: When first cousins married each other. Their mothers become Mother-in-law.
Stranger #1: Did you heard that Wesley guy married his first cousin Westlyn?
Stranger #2: Yeah that means both their mothers are now consider, Aunother-in-Law.
by Sakurakage June 26, 2023
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