Asynchronous hearts describes a relationship dynamic where emotional availability between partners is misaligned — one person is open, ready, and seeking connection while the other is closed off, distracted, or emotionally distant. It’s not about lack of love, but about timing that never quite matches.
Her former husband texts his ex-wife a heartfelt message, hoping to reconnect. He’s in a place of healing and openness. She reads it, feels the weight of it, but isn’t ready to respond. A week later, she sends a warm reply — but by then, he has pulled back, unsure if the door is still open. They keep missing each other emotionally, like ships passing in fog. A classic case of asynchronous hearts.
by Briton Phillip September 1, 2025
Get the Asynchronous Heartsmug. Heart Break is what happens when the one you love so deeply that words cannot begin to explain, returns your affections with answers such as "I'm sorry >~<" or "I like you as a friend" or worst of all "I'm in love with someone else." After this occurs your heart essentially breaks crippling you with a feeling of emptiness and confusion along with thoughts of suicide. This is the strongest feeling in life and is the only one that can be deemed worthy of any tears.
"I spent weeks falling in love with her and I poured my heart, but when it came down to it she said "'I'm sorry >~<'" this left my heart broken."
"That's some serious heart break."
"That's some serious heart break."
by OneSmartBoy February 6, 2019
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Get the Black Heartmug. A cuckold or beta minded man who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with caucasian men and is sexually submissive to both her and her white lovers.
Ever since his wife became a Queen of Hearts by dating and sleeping exclusively with white men, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her Jack of Hearts in support of her lifestyle.
by TimidLo April 28, 2025
Get the Jack of Heartsmug. by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal April 30, 2020
Get the Sacred Hearts Clubmug. When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017
Get the squirrel heartmug.