Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Anime Girlfriend

Something that you don't have

If you think about having an Anime Girlfriend, jump off a cliff and freaking die you millennial

by Itsyeshua December 21, 2023

happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017

Girlfriender

a dude who doesn't know how to be single. it's not that he desperate for girls' attention but he just always finds a another girlfriend whenever he breaks up with one because he wants to

James: Her name is Martha. We've been dating since November.
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022

girlfriend nude day

On April 29 ur girlfriend has to send u free nudes and she can’t say no

Girlfriend nude day is where she can’t say no to nudes

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, April 28, 2021

Cat Girlfriend

Sundew

Sundew is such a good cat girlfriend

by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024

girlfriend

A replacement of your right / left hand, also known as "something YOU are not getting" and "lover".

Dude 1: Oh dude, you remember that girl, Sara? Yeah, now she is my girlfriend.

Dude 2: Oh yikes bro, bet she's gonna be better than your left hand.

by e - girl March 15, 2019