Gay Minute

A gay minute is equivalent to five straight minutes. Used by queer alliances to describe the time we wait for enough people to show up to meetings

We'll wait a gay minute before starting the meeting.

by gendervague March 3, 2017

Gay Priest

A Priest that is gay, what the fuck did you actually expect.

Dylan : look at that priest.
Patrick : That's a gay priest.

by Gay_Priest June 14, 2021

gay whisperer

A person who is friends with gays before they come out

Claire has 8 friends that have come out since she knew them as straight, she is the gay whisperer.

by Murridogg November 21, 2013

Sweater Gays

Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.

The most clear example of sweater gays is illustrated by the gay couple on "Modern Family."

by Non-Sweater Gay June 18, 2011

Gay silence

When people start talking about straight stuff and you’re totally gay but no one knows it even though you’d think it’d be pretty obvious by now so you’re just sitting there like yeah cool guys—it’s like an inside joke with yourself.

Practically invented by Jodie Foster

“What kind of fella would you like?”
*gay silence*

by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

Gay Carlos

Pulling the victim card when losing an argument. When not having anything meaningful to contribute to an argument, a person pulling a gay Carlos will actively try to get that person demonetized or deplatformed. The lowest form of human life.

Carlos Maza pulled a gay Carlos on Steven Crowder. Fuck gay Carlos

by Lenny Da Lunchman June 5, 2019

Gay Sex

what a homosexual (mainly male) couple does when they love each other very very much.

Walter: "Hey Daniel, did you and Alucard have gay sex last night?"
Daniel: "Yes, he made me groan and purr last night, he said I was a good boy and the best bottom he's ever fucked."
Walter: "Damn."

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022