Flat Earther 

A severe mental disorder where someone struggles with geometry and believes, as you can tell from the name, that the earth is, in fact, flat.

I spanked a Flat Earther for being dumb.

Flat Earther by BoxEarth November 13, 2018

earphone distance  

The distance two people have to be from each other in order to share the earpeices of a single set of earphones.

We were packed pretty tight in the auditorium. Nearly earphone distance from each other.

earphone distance by Paratroopa January 9, 2009

the early november

A simply amazing band led by Arthur Enders. They are currently on Drive-Thru Records.

The Early November is my favorite band.

the early november by deliamakesamess April 21, 2007

earl grey 

a very delicious tea, made from black tea leaves and oil of bergamot

deron kicked back with a cup of earl grey to unwind

earl grey by disengage027 April 20, 2007

early 

Slang term originated in Philadelphia, aslo used in the NYC.
ACTUAL MEANING DUMBASSES: prompt(being ready and quick to act); this term is used as an after thought, to portray the urgency of a sitaution.

That nigga betta have my shit, or Ima fuck his ass up! EARLY!!

early by Dee November 11, 2003

Mother Earth's Peace Band 

Mother Earth's Peace Band was a 3 piece band in the mid 2000's. Organ, guitar, and drums. No longer together or active. Unfortunately.

Mother Earth's Peace Band put funk, blues, soul, and rock into one band. It's a shame that Mother Earth's Peace Band broke up.

Mother Earth's Peace Band by MEPB #1 Fan July 28, 2010

stretched ears 

Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.

If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.

N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!

Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."

stretched ears by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013