douche elitist

A person who has the douchebag disease!

A person who is a chronic douchebag as douche elitist.

by Seminolemike September 26, 2018

douche baguette

Madonna.

Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.

by pinpollo August 17, 2011

Douche Magoo

A douche magoo is a chronic liar, and does so with a smug grin. They enjoy each passing lie so much the creepy smirk grow bigger and bigger.

Marco E. L. Mendicino is Douche Magoo

by Honk Honk June 17, 2022

Guitar douche

When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares

Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche

by Mr stark July 15, 2018

Douche Gentry

#1 A high class Douche Bag, one with stature in society

#2 A top of the line/high end douchebag, one who emits extreme douchebaggery

#3 The upper class douche, as in Donald Trump or Bill Gates

#4 Chad P

#5 Raymond L

Ray walked into the club dressed like a million bux, but we all still knew that inside, he was always going to be a Douche Gentry

by BiG.EatS May 17, 2010

birthday douche

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012

douche beard

A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.

I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard

by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022