cofei

A thicc goat femboi

(Kuu Sucks)

Cofei is a goat. A goat is Cofei. Kuu is mean.

by Pete O' Phile February 24, 2019

Coffee

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.

Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!

by Creature44 February 27, 2019

Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

Coffee

What keeps all human beings alive

She almost died but then took a sip of coffee and lived

by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019

Coffee

1) Keeps you woke
2) Facts/News not gossip or petty
3) For grown folks, not kids
4) When sipped straight, it’s black and strong
5) Antonym: Tea

I sip coffee, boo boo. Hold the tea.
This coffee is extra black, black.
Did you get today’s coffee?
Did you hear him? Kanye forgot his coffee.

by MDS March 24, 2019

coffee

something that taste like shit but we still appreciate.

me : shut up and give me some coffee.

by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

Coffee mug.exe

this is a coffee mug but on a mug? Go buy one

i have a coffee mug that says Coffee mug.exe

by oi man April 30, 2019