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coffee

Dumb fucking people who are lazy in the morning an Suck there own cock
Tim: Do you drink coffee
BOB: YES!
Tim: Your GAy
by Cock & Ball tourture March 22, 2021
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Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.
"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."
by sailorkatz April 4, 2021
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coffee

my dad wont stop drinking coffee!
by janagonewild April 22, 2021
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coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth
by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021
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Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.
by QTEila May 19, 2021
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coffeefro

THE BEST ACCOUNT ON THE PLANET (also my mutual :)
i love COFFEEFRO
by oxterlos June 8, 2021
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.coffee.mp4

Coffee is the best mutual and an even better wife! They deserve all the love in the world <33
Oh hey you know .coffee.mp4 right?
Yeah they’re the coolest!!
by Cl1f June 20, 2021
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