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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)
I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor
by Cumjar December 2, 2020
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Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.
Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.
by Plierr April 29, 2024
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canadian fireworks

The explosive enjoyment of a nice, long, big Candian rocket. Oftentimes while knee deep in snow
"I'll set off your Canadian Fireworks if you ring my Freedom Bell."
by ElectroKinetica October 21, 2015
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Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
by highlandblade April 5, 2019
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Canadian Greeting

To fart in somebody's face as they say hello
English person: *walking down the street*
Canadian guy: *farts on his face*
English person: What the hell man?
Canadian guy: oh, its just the Canadian greeting.
by PapaPaarthurnax August 30, 2021
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Canadian National

Canadian National is a railway that was founded in 1919. It began operations in June 6th, 1919. In 2019, CN revealed a lot of 100th Anniversary Heritage units! In 2020 CN revealed Fallen Flag heritage units.
by helloguysiamstupid April 18, 2021
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Canadian soda

Road beers. Beers to be consumed whilst in a motor vehicle that is in motion.
Hey brother go ahead and take a couple Canadian sodas. Don't wanna show up sober.
by GreyMatterTripp December 7, 2016
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