moist the bed

Wet dream

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?

by marconorman97 May 16, 2016

double-bedded

To go to sleep in one bed, then inexplicably waking up in a completely separate bed in the morning . Usually in a completely separate room.

"Dude where the fuck is Tyler ? He was asleep when i came in last night "
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"

by DOR123 November 14, 2011

Breakfast in bed

when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.

Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today

by JARGO420 October 31, 2017

go to bed

fuck off

Go to bed Jared you bloody arsehole.

by BigLadIzaac December 30, 2021

Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine

by Imjusthereforthisone September 2, 2020

a-bed

The Cutest Cat Or Kitten You Will Ever Meet In Your Life A A-Bed is A cat Which doesn't Adventure Much But He Loves Giving Hugs 🤗

Jimmy : Have You Got a A-Bed ?
Johnny : Yes I Love a-Bed A lot

by FlyingFishy543 (Taylor) June 16, 2019

Bed

somewhere you have sex

I went in bed with John and fucked him for 9 hours straight

by Lumiar November 12, 2023