allyssa thornton

your local basic white girl except for shes british

jess- omg allyssa look what dini just sent me
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?

jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

allyssa thornton

allyssa if u be reading this i dont like u anymore u a thotty for dating dini (not even he dont like u anymore)

allyssa thornton: omg we will be together forever
also allyssa thornton: eww you look like a deformed pterdactyl

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023

alissa

badass girl who loves being a baddie

yeah alissa is such a baddie , she loves watching murder documentaries

by wheels on the bus March 24, 2023

Alysha B

Greatest of all greatest

Funny
Has a rabid dog who destroys everything

Omg alysha b has brain cells?

by Telescope March 27, 2023

Alysha bennet

The most amazing hobby horser to exist in the world

Wow did you see alysha bennet

by Sausage gobbler2069 March 27, 2023

ALISSA

ALISSA IS CLUMSY AND GETS SICK ALL THE TIME AND HER GIRLFRIEND OPENED THE DOOR ON HER HEAD AND SHE IS DEFINITELY A WOMEN OF GOD. ALISSA LOVES DOGS AND SHE WANTS A CAPYBARA. SHE IS VERY GAY AND SHE LOVES A GIRL NAMED REYNA SUAREZ.

ALISSA: COME OUT THE BATHROOM
REYNA: *SILENT*
REYNA:OPENS THE DOOR*BAM!*
*ALISSA GETS HIT ON THER HEAD*

by KALOMAYOKULUP March 31, 2023

Alissa

Alissa is not like anyone you will meet. She is kind, lovable, caring, and so so so sweet. She doesn't know how perfect she truly is. She is honest. She has a big personality and is waiting with open arms. Don't ever let her go. She is the peanut butter to the jelly, the chocolate to the strawberry, the icing on the cake, and the sprinkles too. She is dedicated and is strong. Never take her for granted.

Oh look it's Alissa
Hey Alissa!
Do you know that girl Alissa?

by galaxy105 April 2, 2023