A form of sexual intercorse where your partner is pinned upside on a wall while her legs are spread open. You then start throwing hot rocks at her vagina. You then have sex when her vagina is both, burnt and brusied.
by B n'J December 29, 2016
Get the Alabama Stone Pussy mug.Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, one must first shit into a confom or another type of pouch. Once you thoroughly mix it with lubrication (preferably flavored) you freeze it and wait. This is when the fun starts, as you grab a close relative (parent, sibling, cousin, grandma, etc.) and forcefully fill their orifice(s) with the aforementioned sack until one or both of you shits from excitement. Hence, the Alabama Mudpie.
Bill: Hey Dave, guess what.
Dave: What's up Bill?
Bill: I just gave granny the ol' Alabama Mudpie!
Dave: No way! I had my run at her last week!
(Slow-mo high-five)
Dave: What's up Bill?
Bill: I just gave granny the ol' Alabama Mudpie!
Dave: No way! I had my run at her last week!
(Slow-mo high-five)
by RealBigDaddy420 February 8, 2017
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Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)
by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003
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by yoyotoyota May 17, 2014
Get the Alabama Slammer mug.2 Republican Candidates and a possum (possibly a 3rd candidate) engaged in sexual intercourse in the back woods of Alabama whilst screaming "Roll Tide Roll" when they cum. After that they slide around in the Santorum.
by BOOBOOKITTYFUCK May 13, 2012
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Sawyer: Dude thats so Alabama.
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by DudeItsNickM August 26, 2010
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Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.
Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"
Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"
Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"
Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"
by the wopfather May 14, 2008
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