Queef

The body’s dump valve (bov) where excess compressed air is released after turbo charged sex. It makes a sound that makes passers by roll their eyes.

Him: Did you just queef?

Her: um, I’d prefer you refer to it as my dump valve thanks!

by MissyMcD July 12, 2020

Queef-Bate

An insult, calling someone a homosexual, feminine, or a pre-mature Queef.

Hey man, the way that guy is looking at me is completely Queef-Bate.

by ChipOfTheMunks August 15, 2009

Dairy Queef

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!

"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "

by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021

squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011

queef

when a woman farts but does it from her vagina

ugh I'm gonna queef

by giggityglenqmire March 26, 2023

Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.

under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "

by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021