wet bandaid

A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.

Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry

steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.

by seakins22 September 2, 2019

wet campus

A name given to a university when alcohol is allowed and sold on college grounds.

College parties are right next to your dorm Sonny, it's a wet campus!

by Fact_Checker January 16, 2016

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018

go wet

The act of the female anatomy getting wet. The moment in which a women can feel herself get wet just at the thought of engaging in sexual activity with a certain person.

I instantly go wet for Kendrick Lamar. He is so fucking sexy.

by QueenAria April 14, 2018

Wet Karl

When on vacation with a friend and he starts acting like a bitch so you piss in his suitcase.

Christian was being a bitch so we wet karled his suitcase

by Buckgnarly September 19, 2018

Wet wooley

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's butt

Last night I gave John a wet wooley and now I have poop under my fingernail....

by Stickydixs July 18, 2019