Bang Beard

DaYuM, pubes are gettin' a little long. I think it's time to trim up the bang beard.
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ October 14, 2016
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National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.
Happy National Ugly Beard Day!
by sg_10 November 03, 2021
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face beard

When you are sucking a dude's dick and his hairy balls rest on your chin...face beard
"yo...I was sucking this guys dick last night and his hairy balls sat on on my chin for like 5mins...and the whole time I felt like I had a face beard"
by Miz Michael February 04, 2018
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Ass beard

Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019
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Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid
by YoMamaSo April 03, 2023
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Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot
John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.
by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024
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Pink Beard

The result of a man with a white beard performing cunnilingus on a woman while on her period.
Santa totally had mad pink beard after going down on Mrs. Claus.
by kelskilla August 29, 2012
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