Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

by anonymous November 13, 2025

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Johnny Sasquatch

When you pull one or both balls out of a girls asshole and you leave her on the sidewalk and the cops catch you walking into the trees

Yo! I pulled a Johnny Sasquatch on Alice last night. In other new I'm due in courth next week.

by dukasuk November 18, 2025

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Johnnie Guilbert Effect

Johnnie Guilbert turning all of YouTube emo.

Crazy, even Tara Jummy lived trough the Johnnie Guilbert Effect!

by cutie28 February 10, 2024

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Johnny

Nz slang used to malign scottish bred new zealanders by local natives, illustrates users lack of understanding of British colonization and used as racial abuse.

Never call me johnny, ever.

by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024

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A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.

Man I sure love Johnny o groats

Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.

by Oagyhenderfrewstone February 20, 2024

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