Double Mystery

A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:

A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.

B) The tissue is clean when you wipe

Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.

Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?

by OndaLash July 18, 2011

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Double Plumsey

When something good happens twice in a row.

on getting a star twice in a row on Mario Kart 64:

"Two stars! Double plumsey!"

by Toad10-6 July 29, 2012

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Double Orphan

When someone's family is killed taken to an orphanage, then the orphanage is killed.

Bob: Imagine not having a dad Dave.
Dave: I don't wanna hear it double orphan!

by MiggyHater69 March 20, 2021

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double scroll

When there is a mini scroll bar on a website that you are trying to scroll down but you get caught in the mini scroll

I was trying to read the comments on my YouTube vid but i got stuck in a double scroll for the recommended videos

by ecepic June 5, 2015

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Double bubble

During a threesome, when the 2 males ejaculate inside the female at the same time, one in her ass and one in her vagina, she then farts and makes 2 bubbles simultaneously

Wow, had a threesome last night and when both lads came, the girl ended up doing a double bubble

by Pointylegend September 10, 2022

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Double Gulpper

A phrase used to describe a load which cannot be swallowed in one attempt, and a second swallow must be done. Often followed with gagging, coughing, and in many cases vomiting.

Man 1: I proposed to my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Why would you do something like that?

Man 1: Last night, I gave her a double gulpper, and she didn't gag, cough, or anything.

Man 2: Wow man, never let that one go!

by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010

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