Child Fingerer

A child who makes a living out of playing piano

My nephew is a child fingerer he is very good at what he does

by EwanTrezize69420 September 02, 2021

Child Stimulus Rebate 2020

The Year President trump Gave All adults $500 each for the child they claimed on their taxes and because Some women had a plethora of Kids they sold their social security number for gain . In return the filing adult feels obligated to keep the $500 even tho it’s not their original Child and it’s caused a War among the Black Community on April 14 2020.
Definition created by Alfred Gaines Jr

So you just think you’re posed to keep my Child stimulus Rebate 2020 ?! YGMFU 🤞🏼

by Sheena G. April 14, 2020

Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.

“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”

by thy common folk February 17, 2024

child porn

WE ALL LOVE IT

Person 1: yo bro are you watching porn
Person2: yeah......
Person1:why did you say it like that *looks at screen*
Person2:only in ohio skibidi nigger rizz its child Porn we love ku klux klan stupid monkey ohio lol wtf

by 3yaegfwrtsnijh6tytrgj42rtf3uu, January 07, 2024

Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)

Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."

by Hym Iam June 08, 2025

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 08, 2022

scary child

fairly self-explanatory and child that is scary. Mainly because children are evil genuius that have their own secret socity to overthrow the government.

Joe: "I SAW A SCARY CHILD"

Brain: "GET TO THE BUNKER THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN."

by Snappy fish October 11, 2021