"Hey, I burned you a CD."
"Why is it in a DVD case?"
"Oh, yeah, I had a bunch of those lying around. Got 'em at D-Mart for a bargain."
"It says 'Blockbuster'."
"Yeah, they threw out like 200 of them, so I've got a stack in my garage."
"... I think you might have a hoarding problem."
"What? No way. That shit comes in handy."
"You know, there was a guy once, and his brother I think, and he was crushed by an enormous stack of stuff he was hoarding."
"What kind of stuff? I mean, what are you saying?"
"I'm just saying, you know... It could... "
"Oh, just shut up."
"Yeah, whatever."
"Whatever."
"..."
"..."
"So what's on the CD?"
"Why is it in a DVD case?"
"Oh, yeah, I had a bunch of those lying around. Got 'em at D-Mart for a bargain."
"It says 'Blockbuster'."
"Yeah, they threw out like 200 of them, so I've got a stack in my garage."
"... I think you might have a hoarding problem."
"What? No way. That shit comes in handy."
"You know, there was a guy once, and his brother I think, and he was crushed by an enormous stack of stuff he was hoarding."
"What kind of stuff? I mean, what are you saying?"
"I'm just saying, you know... It could... "
"Oh, just shut up."
"Yeah, whatever."
"Whatever."
"..."
"..."
"So what's on the CD?"
by Whatever man May 9, 2008
Get the D-Martmug. when a mans penis (usually after swimming in a cold pool) becomes incredibly small and could in a way be related to an m80 firecracker.
by juggalohomie24 July 14, 2011
Get the M80'dmug. 1. Seriously fucked up, damaged, or bungled. Origin- The V-22 Osprey- killed 27 americans in testing, still isn't working right.
2.Aced, Utterly owned, or done well. Origin- the F-22. Most technologically advanced fighter ever made.
2.Aced, Utterly owned, or done well. Origin- the F-22. Most technologically advanced fighter ever made.
1.."Lexi 22'd her new beamer; she rolled it 3 times in the parking lot."
2."I friggin' 22'd that test today."
2."I friggin' 22'd that test today."
by Michael Peroniantonio February 24, 2009
Get the 22'dmug. by King David Of Chi Heights 5* October 4, 2008
Get the D-notemug. by DaaBootyybanditt November 25, 2020
Get the D-lowmug. a shortened version of the word dickwod, can be pronounced d-wod or dwod.
1. a dick of a person, annoying.
2. a piece of material used for collecting ejaculate.
1. a dick of a person, annoying.
2. a piece of material used for collecting ejaculate.
by sharpwn July 21, 2009
Get the d-wodmug. It's about time you got a dose of the Dirrty D.
We partied last night like Dirrty D.
No one can cut the rug like Dirrty D.
We partied last night like Dirrty D.
No one can cut the rug like Dirrty D.
by Chase Bennett April 7, 2005
Get the Dirrty Dmug.