2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.

John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.

by RD264 November 27, 2020

Working Man’s First Class

When you are on an empty airplane and get an entire row to yourself.

The flight from Vegas to Chicago was half empty so I was upgraded to Working Man’s First Class. I got to spread out in the whole row by myself!

by ernmoran February 1, 2025

Tic Tac Man

A guy with a tiny chode; one who carries a small squat penis; slang - Marvin's D.

I saw him in the locker room, he's a real Tic Tac Man.

by Dragon Mike Hawk August 14, 2025

Coochie man

A nigga who gets all the ladies💯

Bro you got a girl?

No bro I got mad females on my body I’m literally the coochie man💯

by Tymierhughes October 2, 2020

big man

a big guy who u know is not gonna get mad if u joke abt that

-"whats up big man"
-"i hate my life"

by bigmanniilo July 26, 2022

Chelsea-Man

A polish footballer who loves to statpad against Chelsea. Kiel, no. PSG, no. Tigres, no. Chelsea, yes.

Chelsea-Man just came and got 7 g+a vs us, he is the biggest monster we have ever heard of.

by anonymous March 30, 2021

Spider-man's Curse

When the characters cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his love interest begin to date.

Did you see the photos of Tom and Zendaya? Spider-Man's Curse is alive and well

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante December 20, 2021