I

I wish I could just talk to you.
Tell you how I feel.
See you.
Sometimes I was negative Nancy.
Here you may have seen.
I have tried to delete.
The last year was hard.
A smile I did.
But my heart was crying.

I love you!

It doesn’t matter the events or the pictures…
You will have my heart.
You have my heart!!!
You are the one I dream of every night.
And the one I see in the mornings light.

Words I have written.
A lot!!
Probably pretty close to a novel by now.
Have them you seen?

Nothing will change my love for you!!!!
As forever loving you I will always do!

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u November 26, 2024

I forgor 💀

A comedic way of expressing having forgotten, originally a typo, became a widespread internet meme and is usually associated with a skull emoticon

Person A: I had a really sweet pickup line to tell you
Person B: What was it?
Person A: I forgor 💀

by Krispywitch235 October 19, 2021

spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery

John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.

by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022

i love trees

Either you mentally ill ..
or you think trees are your best friends because they produce oxygen, to be honest that’s true :)

Mental dude 1: I LOVE TREES
Mental dude 2: dude.. we are in a mental hospital room.

by iAteTheNoodles June 24, 2021

Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Through It All, I, Angel Jose RObles, Through It all, Will Get it In<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Through It All, I, Angel Jose RObles, Through It all, Will Get it In<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Through It All, I, Angel Jose RObles, Through It all, Will Get it In<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

I Know Joe

A random shirt worn by a waitress at a Mexican restaurant. You look it up on Urban Dictionary, but they don’t have it. You proceed to make a definition about how you saw the slogan on a waitresses shirt at a Mexican restaurant and how Urban Dictionary didn’t have it; on Urban Dictionary.

That waitress wore the strangest shirt that said “I Know Joe.”

by xX_YOLO_YEET_Xx April 4, 2018