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don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!
Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.
by Kittyferns June 2, 2023
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you fucking cunt!

A direct exclamation towards an unpleasant thing or a person.
Neighbours dog wont stop barking - Shut up you fucking cunt! Or I'll slit your throat and hang you by the hind legs from the nearest tree.

Argument in a pub or club - Outside you fucking cunt! Parking lot. NOW!
by de-pube March 31, 2023
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go the fuck away

you tell this to someone when they're so fucking annoying
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MY BOY GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU ALREADY SAID THAT LIKE A HUNNID TIMES
by Arxify January 21, 2023
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Titty Fucking Sunday

When the calendar goes to Sunday, and ya dick goes between ya girls titties
Hey Mario, I’m not coming out to watch the game today son, it’s Titty Fucking Sunday!!
by HerroldoFarealdoe January 29, 2023
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Titty fuck the lasagna

To perform a task in a chaotic manner but still get the job done
We're gonna have to titty fuck the lasagna on this one guys
by Ghoaste January 29, 2023
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VIRTUAL BODY FUCK

A Virtual Body Fuck (VBF) consists of one humanoid animal taking advantage of a human being by using whatever means necessary up to and including narcissistic behavior to get something from or something done by another person. The result is a virtual new hole in the victim's body due to a Virtual Body Fuck.
Virgina Cox really asked for a Virtual Body Fuck VBF)) when she let Richard Johnson back into her life; I mean pants, whoops I mean bedroom.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 7, 2023
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Life is fucked air

ur life Is complicated as fuck , consists of all bullshit existing
My life is fucked air and I really don't know what to do
by Tssuki February 10, 2023
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