by yourmomsvag12 September 16, 2021

A complete and utter cheat of a being. Johnny boy used to pet the top of your head and stare into the window of your souls. But now he stomped onto your soul and shock you awake with nightmares of him pinning you down with sickening smiles. He ruined the year. He ruined your life. And you see him everywhere, everyday.
by mood rings November 13, 2022

One of three (Ian, Sean, and or Gabe) of the sexiest people on earth.
They go to school on the best state in the entire Midwest.
Two of the most are members of the 200+ club on bench press.
They go to school on the best state in the entire Midwest.
Two of the most are members of the 200+ club on bench press.
by Mega Donger June 16, 2018

by toby x shrek August 12, 2021

person :hey dude! Did you hear that mathew has a plushie boy?
person2: yeah! its crazy! Maybye he just cant get a girl?
person2: yeah! its crazy! Maybye he just cant get a girl?
by myfirsttimeusingtheurbandictio December 21, 2024

by Poop 💩 March 30, 2017

A tri-colored Australian Shephard named Waylon who is a straight asshole and destroys collectibles and thinks it's funny to grab your vapes and rum away from you.
by GuntherTrapLordJones January 22, 2024
