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mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.
Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."
by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022
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Stan The Water Man

not the guy from the Markiplier video, but instead the youtuber who makes videos of himself singing karaoke songs.
look, stan the water man posted a new karaoke video.
by STN-117 June 1, 2022
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Man of Kent ready

Historically a phrase used to declare confidence. However, by association with a number of ill-fated events, now a term used when one has not fully prepared for a task but is willing to proceed with said task regardless. Or when one believes one is fully prepared for a task, but it is abundantly clear to the onlooker that they are not.
As Oates stepped out of the tent, he turned back to Scott and exclaimed, "do not worry; I'm Man of Kent ready!"

Prior to the events that unfolded in the early hours of 15th April, RMS Titanic was broadly considered to be Man of Kent ready.

"Dude how's the marathon training going?"
"Man of Kent ready, mate. Totally got this covered"

"If it's good enough for the Man of Kent, it's good enough for me"
by SEL2025 May 4, 2025
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Big man

Wow is that big man isabel
by Dracos whore October 21, 2020
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poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.
What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.
by maxreboband December 2, 2023
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White Man In The Room Syndrome

when a White man who is part of a group includes women and/or minorities feels that he must assert himself by sharing (often unsolicited) knowledge regarding a subject that is being discussed. This makes him feel and potentially appear to be the authority on this subject, in that group.
This guy is married to a Karen, and unfortunately he suffers from White Man In The Room Syndrome.
by smellsterriblygood June 9, 2022
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Milk man

a being who in which snitches/grasses people up if they know they are doing wrong. will try their best to get you in trouble.
karl: hey come rob that shop?

josh: naaa man look in isle three, full of milk men!

karl: we'll come back when the milk man has gone.
by james carlos harper December 15, 2013
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